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+ The State Of The Russian Psychotronic State + By Lyle Zapato. [IMAGE: Dmitry Medvedev, president of your mind?] Recently installed Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, shown here [...] nubbins (D) to protect the user from self-inflicted brain-washing. The business end of the psychotron is capped with a removable...

+ Book Review: Weird Washington + By Lyle Zapato. [IMAGE: Weird Washington cover] Weird Washington: Your Travel Guide to Washington's Local Legends and Best Kept [...] book dealing with Weirdness outside of the U.S., and the first set in the Republic of Cascadia (they promise a Weird Oregon...

+ Font: Clean Your Neighborhood + By Lyle Zapato. [IMAGE: Mayor LaGuardia sez: 'Clean Your Neighborhood!' Detritus in unswept alleyways promote juvenile delinquency [...] the 1930s people were just throwing cans, barrels, wooden boards, crumpled garbage bins, and shirts willy-nilly throughout the...

+ HOWL: THE MSM BIAS IS WORKING!!! + By Radical Sasquatch. I have often howled here about the ANTI-HOMINOID BIAS that is RAMPANT in the MSM (MINISCULE SAPIENS MEDIA!!!) [...] to believe in Bigfoot and in Ouija boards. Ignoring the absurd LIE that SASQUATCH DENIALISTS are "SMART" -- and also the OBVIOUS...

+ A Look Back: The Seattle Street Samurai's Defensive Stand + By Lyle Zapato. [IMAGE: Seattle, April 3, 1997]Apollo (a.k.a Tony Allison) offers the service of his samurai sword to Jupiter against [...] although on that day he preferred to be called Apollo. The morning was proceeding like any other in late 20th century Seattle:...

+ Nanotube Nanomonorails + By Lyle Zapato. Back in 2005, I reported that monorailists were threatening to weave nanomonorails into our clothing. At the time [...] Copyright A. Barreiro et al., Science] Nanomonorail stalled in middle of track -- just like a real monorail! Now Monorailsts...

+ Query: Tree Octopus Donations + By Lyle Zapato. I get many emails from students asking various existential questions about the plight of the Pacific Northwest Tree [...] article posted on the web. I read it and was wondering if it was really true?! The last thing is, (if it is true) who does...

+ Two-In-Three People Afflicted With Orthonoia + By Lyle Zapato. According to a recent computer-simulation study conducted by a team at the Institute of Psychiatry at King's College [...] eyes...] View from inside the VR simulation (click for more images). All the participants were given virtual reality headsets...

+ HOWL: MORE TRUTH ABOUT MARS!!! + By Radical Sasquatch. In a PREVIOUS HOWL I revealed the TRUTH about planet Mars: IT IS THE ANCESTRAL HOMELAND OF SASQUATCH!!! [IMAGE: [...] so that we may contact them for SPACE BARTER and CULTURAL EXCHANGE!!! So far they have ignored my howls! BUT NOW, thanks to NOSY...

+ The TRUTH About Morgellons Disease + By Lyle Zapato. [IMAGE]Fig. 1: Morgellons fibers. Since it was first brought to light in 2002, people suffering from Morgellons [...] psychiatric condition. Unable to find help from the Medical Establishment, Morgellons sufferers have turned to the Internet to...