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+ Stop Needling Me! + Sometimes it's possible to accomplish something important by doing nothing at all. Well, actually, I did do something. I resisted. I ...

+ Snakes + Well, what is there about them you can say that is positive? How can anybody trust a creature that is born without arms or legs and [...] walked into the house made of Bamboo and a hardwood called “Chonta Duro”. I have never been able to translate it

+ A French Teacher's Memories: First Day At School + Anyone know how it is to go to school for the first time. Teachers live through this experience twice; and the second time is not the ...

+ Ebonics Made Easy For Caucasians With No Flava + When you see Snoop Dogg in that recent Chrysler commercial along with Lee Iacocca, and you hear him say something ...

+ The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver + When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving toy trucks to driving the real thing. He persuaded Daddy to let him [...] around the farmyard. Davie knew all about truck driving by then. He had seldom missed a movement Daddy or Grandpa made while driving.

+ Chastise Your Bread - Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy + The day wasn’t going well already. You know how it is, you wake up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding [...] spot!“ was bellowed out as the kids fought over the fluffy pillow in my office while watching Little House on the Prairie.

+ How To Repel The Opposite Sex + There is a war between the sexes. This war is based on a misunderstanding. The misunderstanding is ...

+ The Finer Points of Poverty + I'm poor. And I'm not ashamed of it. Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself for being poor. It's an accomplishment that many people [...] for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 5 days a week. My heart goes out to these types of people. The Fourtunate Ones. People who've always

+ I'm A Romance Novel Hero! + Before we get started here, let me tell y’all that what you’re about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, [...] of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now, let’s get right down to it, y’all just focus your eyes on the following sentence:

+ THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK + Copyright The Quipping Queen ...