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+ Cry Me A River! + What man alive Will yet survive To tell the glorious tale Of New York City baseball [ hack hack cough cough puke puke - [...] El Alamein wearing women's panties?  HE WOULD HAVE SHOT THEM HIMSELF! I mean, no wonder the Mets and the Yanks a

+ Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech + I want to thank all the people who voted for me. You did the right thing. I could beat McCain hands down. [...] I went for the BIGGIE, New York, where if you can make it there you can make it anywhere! Then I ran for presid

+ Somebody Lend Me A Hand + I have never been much for rubbernecking other people’s misery. When the World Trade Center was bombed I was working only one [...] to court this summer. And that’s just me and a few of the people I know. New York is filled with millio

+ Can't Anybody Here Play This Game? + I don’t understand why Hillary Clinton should be content with the number 2 spot when she is ahead in the popular vote and Obama [...] Ventura said on Hannity, the whole thing reeks of fascism. Incidentally, I’d like to thank all the foreigners

+ War of the Roses + Whatever you think about gay marriage, it is essentially great for comedians. Disgusting Larry Craig, nauseating Jim McGreevey, [...] by all the freakin Wal-Mart shoppers, and the damage will have been done. Naturally, the appeasement remark threw

+ A Day At The Races + Here is my horoscope from today’s New York Post ( oh, it’s gotta be true! ): “Don’t be forced into making changes just [...] hysterical six-month slander campaign focused on Obama, but designed to make the rest of us suffer along with him until we just elect

+ New York Sports Update + The Yankees are doubling the price of tickets for the All Star Game to be held at Yankee Stadium this year.  They need the [...] game.  To make it up for them he is going to come out on Saturday and sing the death scene from I Pagliacci from the mound.

+ Requiem For A Bantamweight + Every day more creepy revelations emerge about Barack Obama. First it was his “church” with that nut-job of a pastor. [...] else?), creates a firestorm of fanatical enthusiasm in a devoted following of cult believers and goes down in flames. It’s pur

+ BYE-BYE BELICHICK!! +   When Bill Belichick ran off the field without shaking hands with winning Giants coach Tom Coughlin after losing the [...] for his benefit.  He definitely would have had a cultural influence on the larger world, corrupted as it already is by

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