+ Faster Than Kudzu +

Near daily ramblings from novelist Joshilyn ...

Last Update: Mon Jun 9 11:26:59 2008

+ WIN PRETTY BEACH FEET (and pretty beach reads) + Okay – this contest, she is weird. And silly. And nonsensical and it has too many rules. I hope you can follow it and actually ...

+ Gilbert (and PreContest Info) + My friend Gilbert King is going to be on the TV tomorrow --- I just got this note from him: This Saturday, June 7th at 7:00 PM EST, I ...

+ Conversations While on the Death March + First of all, what kind of MORONS saddle up the dog at HIGH NOON at the front end of an already baking hot Georgia summer and go for a ...

+ On Books Part 2 (now with less butt talk) + Every now and again I get an e-mail from some internet marketing guru asking if I want to test drive a product for free in exchange ...

+ On Books (and other B words) + Beloveds, this is rated a little rate-ier than my usual PG in spots. We are discussing lit-tra-chure. SO. Either cover the eyes of ...

+ Sandy Bottom + AS you may recall, I joined Weight Watchers because I HAVE to get this tour off my butt. I am EXTREMELY mentally ill on this topic. ...

+ Smells Like Daisies? + In lieu of blogging, today I offer up an interview I did for SE review. It is about writing. And dog farts. You can find it ...

+ Monsters of the Golf and Polish Varieties + How was your long weekend? We took the kids to glow in the dark animatronic monster golf and Mr. Husband kicked everyone’s buttocks. ...

+ It May Be Too Late for The Good to DIE Young, but OH! BUT OH! How We Suffer + Today I courageously saved a chipmunk, and tomorrow I have to go to the dentist and get my teeth cleaned. This is SO unfair. CHIPMUNK ...

+ In Which I am a DO BEE + Do you remember Mr. Do Bee and Mr. Don’t Bee from Romper Room? Of course not. Me neither. We are much too young and clever! And NO, ...

+ 100 Pounds of Crazy in a 50 Pound Bag + I cannot get this TOUR off my butt. RIGHT before tour I was fitting back in my REAL jeans, and then I must have accidentally EATEN one ...

+ Half a List and a Pretty Fat + 1) I like lists. They unstick me. I was talking with my friend Lydia yesterday on the phone about this book, bouncing ideas off her, ...

+ Holidaisy + Holidaisy Scott and I were hanging out with some folks (including my friend Leffy) the other night, and they asked me what I got for ...

+ The To Didn’t List (part whatever part we are on, and also the end) + Remember the To Didn’t list? It got interrupted by little deers and spiritual cleansing, but it was basically a massive effort to ...

+ Treat Fell Out. Who was Left? (Hint: Not Pink Socks) + Treat Fell Out. Who was Left? (Hint: Not Pink Socks) is actually Part 2 of yesterday’s entry, titled, “Treat and Retreat (were ...